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How Dare You

EPISODE 2 NOVEMBER 10TH

 

THAT’S WHAT WE SAID :

My Facebook page has no dissent.

How Dare You!

Nobody gives a shit about my opinion, Maura.

I need a nap!

I want somebody to care damn it.

Once you’re friends with someone over 20 years it’s blood in blood out.

I don’t hate you.

I want to hug you… because we won.

God, dude, I don’t have my words anymore.

Getting old is weird.

In your soul you know everything’s fine.

Who’s the fucking snowflake now?

 We’re just disgusting for the most part.

I have hope for the youth.

I was thinking about Yoko and John and Sex.

 Where were you when Prince died?

Were you Kiki Dee?

 I am very rarely having sex with the person who is on top of me.

You do the work.

Put in the time and learn some shit.

You don’t want to know what I’m thinking about you right now.

It’s not stupid, it’s not dumb, it’s inane.

I’ve had so much not sex. 

I see you over there judging me.

They don’t know what I know. 

Don’t give me right or wrong!

It’s not a god given fucking domain.

My love goes into boundaries.

 

CORRECTIONS:  Howard Stern is not a misogynist. 

Maura is not a whore.

 

LINKS:

FUCK THE PO PO - COREY SMITH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG12zsUow5M

Po-Po first use : https://www.merriam-webster.com/time-t

INANE -  https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/inane

MILLION TRUMP MARCH  (NOT) - https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-million-maga-march-estimate/fact-check-how-many-people-attended-the-nov-14-million-maga-march-in-washington-d-c-idUSKBN27Z2KI

 

Mom - https://www.cbs.com/shows/mom/cast/

 

The Killing - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1637727/

 

John Bonham - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bonham

 

Andy Warhol attempted murder - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Warhol

 

Tom Petty - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Petty

 

George Michael - https://youtu.be/m_9hfHvQSNo

 

Fentanyl - https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/fentanyl-addiction/fentanyl-overdose/

 

https://armchairexpertpod.com

 

Prince death Eiffel Tower 

 

Let’s Go Crazy 

Dearly beloved

We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life

Electric word, life It means forever (If the elevator tried to bring you down)

And that's a mighty long time (Go crazy)

But I'm here to tell you (Punch a higher floor)

Whoo

If you don't like

The world you're living in

Take a look around you

At least you got friends

You see, I called my old lady

For a friendly word

She just picked up the phone

Dropped it on the floor

"Ah ah" is all I heard

Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down?

Oh, no lets go!

Let's go crazy

Let's get nuts

Let's look for the purple banana

Until they put us in the truck, let's go!

We're all excited

But we don't know why

Maybe it's cause

We're all gonna die

And when we do (When we do)

What's it all for? (What's it all for?)

You better live now

Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door

Tell me, are we gonna let the elevator bring us down?

Oh, no let's go!

Let's go crazy

Let's get nuts

Look for the purple banana

Until they put us in the truck, let's go!

C'mon baby

Let's get nuts!

Yeah

(Crazy)

Let's go crazy!

Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down?

Oh, no let's go!

Go (Go crazy) Whoo

I said let's go crazy (Go crazy)

Let's go (Let's go!)

Go (Let's go!)

Dr. Everything'll-Be-Alright

Will make everything go wrong

Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill

Hang tough children

He's coming

He's coming

Coming

Take me away!

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: Prince Rogers Nelson

Let's Go Crazy lyrics © Controversy Music

 

 

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